Emporium Blog

Malaysia is notorious for it’s dirty toilets or rather lack of them. I live in a high rise apartment, or condominium. Malaysian in general loves to refer to apartments as condominiums, maybe because the word exudes a certain luxury ring to it. Don’t be mislead.

Basically condominium means a large property complex that is divided into individual units and sold. Ownership usually includes a non-exclusive interest in certain “common properties” controlled by the condominium management.

After years of living in such property complex, I am sad to say that people at some of these places is not ready for communal living yet.

Back to the question: Where to Pee?
Answer:
1) Beneath the staircase.
2) Inside the lift.
3) Aim so that it just misses the urinal in the common toilet.
4) On the wall, inside the community hall.
5) In the swimming pool.

Dogs? No, I meant humans, really.